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Julian Woodrobin
19 June 2009 @ 06:29 pm
It's time to get the federal government out of the business of enshrining the limited and limiting beliefs of right-wing Christians as laws the rest of us are forced to abide by. Establish a federal recognition of domestic unions and get the government out of the business of rubber-stamping some religions' rites of union and not others.

I firmly believe that empowering the religious ridiculousness of the few over the rights of the many contributes to the kind of thinking that the kind of people who shoot doctors exhibit: the idea that somehow their ideology is more important than the basic rights and even life of other human beings.

Enough is enough is too much, for far too long.
 
 
Current Mood: stressed
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
30 April 2009 @ 12:57 pm
A short list of books, stories, etc. I would write, if I could find the time:

1. "Hence Fwang: Tales of Onomatopoeiac Exposition," a connected series of detective stories centered around Hence Fwang, Private Eye.

2. "Fui Schweng," a book describing ways to improve the energy flow of your home or business through the proper arrangement and alignment of naked gay men.

3. A spy novel starring an ex-translator for Army Intelligence who uses her wit, wiles and uncanny skill with languages to uncover a plot to impose Sharia-like laws on women in the United States by seducing the spouses of the conspirators. Extra pun points for guessing the working title. :-)
 
 
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Julian Woodrobin
31 March 2009 @ 04:06 pm
I am currently suffering through the process of trying to acquire a MCSE certification. This being a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer, people who know me and the degree of my affection for GNU/Linux are no doubt asking "Why?" As in "Why would you willingly subject yourself to the intellectual equivalent of a colonoscopy performed with a camera coated in habanero sauce?" Simple answer: because my employers have told me I will be 'regretfully let go' if I don't. Please note they're not paying for the exam vouchers, just threatening to fire me for not having an MCSE. Yes, I'm not happy with them. Not at all.

I'm also none too keen on Microsoft, who developed a rep for having very easy certification tests, then apparently reacted by making them harder. Harder as in "make up the most absurd questions possible, then stretch them to three or four paragraphs, and be sure they deal with situations so obscure as to be nearly insane."

I eagerly await the day when Microsoft drowns in a sea composed of their own duplicity and greed. Until then, does anyone know of any tech jobs? :-)
 
 
Current Mood: drained
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
18 January 2009 @ 05:22 pm
New rules for coffee shops (applicable, I'll grant, to other venues):


1. You are not at home.

I know this one seems obvious, but it needs to be said, apparently. I know you feel comfortable, but you are not in your living room. You are in a public venue. Therefore, reading very loudly from a book, farting, picking your nose, scratching your genital region, or other activities you might feel perfectly comfortable doing on your living room couch may be frowned upon.

We'd all like to have conversations that we can hear over your exposition of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" to your toddler. You could perhaps have done that at home, couldn't you?


2. I am not your babysitter.

You pay a babysitter to put up with your child's charming eccentricities, odors, habits, actions and presence. When you are out in public, you do not automatically get to enlist every adult without a child sex conviction (as far as you know) in your immediate vicinity as free entertainment, child minders, audiences for impromptu song and dance routines (or bodily functions) or any combination of the above.

This goes triple for movie theaters. If you can't afford to hire a babysitter, you can't afford to go to an R-rated movie with your baby.

If your child requires constant entertainment to remain well-behaved, or constant monitoring to avoid getting into mischief or disappearing altogether, please cough up the money to hire the aforementioned babysitter.

Edit: I may be amenable to babysitting your child, if you pay for my coffee, or at least offer to, or maybe just ask me to keep an eye on him or her. If you assume I'm your free babysitter just because I'm here, we have a problem. Just wanted to clarify that a bit. Thanks, Urth, for showing me I hadn't fully expressed my thoughts there.



3. I am not you.

I do not necessarily share all of your opinions, beliefs, values and/or priorities. And yet I am still allowed into the same establishments as you. Shocking, I know. Try to deal with the shock. I am not your shock absorber, however. Do not expect me to refrain from being extraordinarily verbally vicious should you choose to interject yourself into a conversation that you are not party to in order to lodge your outrage at my existence and the degree to which it does not parallel your own.

That is all.
 
 
Current Location: Lola's
Current Mood: irritated
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
15 January 2009 @ 04:16 pm
Obviously, I don't really use this LiveJournal account very much. Why? Basically because I never kept a diary (and if I had, my Mother would have read it and brought its contents up in an argument at some point . . . trust me on this). To me, LiveJournal feels like a collection of diaries left relatively open on the internet for passersby to read.

I'm not going to make any promises in regards to trying to break that habit, but I am going to make an effort to do so. Not posting thoughts and observations here feels like it stems from thinking that other people couldn't possibly care what I have to say about anything, and that's just plain unhealthy.

No promises (especially the kind that sit around for two years and embarrass me when I come back here and reread them). Working on thinking I have something interesting to say, though. We shall see.
 
 
Current Mood: embarrassed
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
31 October 2006 @ 09:15 am
This entry is a bit of a placeholder. I have several times bemoaned the fact that I never seem to post here anymore - in fact my last post to this blog was on January 3, '06 cc.

My reasons? Well, I've never kept a diary, so that aspect, writing posts about what I've been doing recently or how my day went, never really resonated with me. I wanted to aim for a more issue-oriented blog, or to be more basic, I wanted to write essay/rants about various things that caught my eye or ticked me off. That began to feel to me a bit like swimming upstream, as most of the LiveJournal pages I've seen seem to be more toward the diary end of the spectrum - which is not a criticism, but being forthcoming in that way is not really something that I do by intent, or at least not all that often. Having said that, this paragraph is obviously an exception.

My second reason was frustration. Frustration with a lack of readership, as perhaps three or four people were actually reading my LiveJournal posts, all but one of them being people I see on a more or less regular basis in person. That made the whole posting process feel more than a bit masturbatory. By contrast, my pseudo-blog of Stumbleupon page comments is visited by several new people a day, and I have about 60 mutual 'friends' who view the pages I recommend mixed with those of their other friends and vice versa. While that's a bit more impersonal than someone who adds me as a LiveJournal friend purely because they want to read what I write or because we're already actually friends in person, it does give me a feeling of what I'm writing reaching a wider group. Perhaps that's a bit vain, but I don't blog for my own consumption, as I already know what I think, so I don't think it's entirely unfair to want this to reach an audience outside my immediate social circle.

Frustration also came from setting an unreasonable goal. I promised myself that I would post something to LiveJournal every day, to prevent myself from just joining to please Turtle and then abandoning the account to gather dust, which, given my tendency to procrastinate, was a possibility. I have a Care2 account that I don't think I've ever posted anything on, and don't know if I ever will use for anything other than signing online petitions, for example.

This post is a promise, to my friends and to myself, that I am going to start making time for my writing again. Not on an artificial or unreasonable schedule, as I did last time out with this blog, but organically, naturally.

These three things I am promising, to myself and to my friends:

1. I will value my writing for itself. I've realized that, in part, not thinking that writing about myself was important was really not thinking that I was important nor that anyone would care about writing that was primarily about me. That's negative, self-limiting and just plain wrong. It ends today. That's a promise.

2. I will value this blog and those who read it. Whether or not this ever reaches a wide audience isn't and shouldn't be the point. Not valuing it because only a few people I already know might ever read it isn't the point, and though I never meant it that way, sounds like I don't value sharing things with them beyond the things we talk about in person. That's vain, unintentionally insulting, and, again, self-limiting. It ends today. That's a promise.

3. I will take the time to express myself, in this blog and elsewhere, in writing. I will, as Turtle says, "Write It Down" (tm). I've allowed myself to procrastinate, avoid writing and convince myself that there isn't anything wrong with that. It ends today. That's a promise.


I may try to be less of a drama queen in future posts, too, but that's not a promise. :-)
 
 
Current Location: Sitting in class.
Current Mood: embarrassed
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
From The Left Coaster:





Quote:
Originally Posted by: The Left Coaster

There is no doubt that coal mining is dangerous work. There is also no doubt that the coal mining industry has been one of the big beneficiaries of the Bush Administration’s lax attitude towards environmental and safety requirements, and has rewarded Bush and Cheney with large campaign contributions.

Today, 13 coal miners are trapped in a West Virginia mine as a result of a mine explosion, and face death despite desperate rescue efforts tonight.

And yes, the coal mine in question has been given a wink and nod over repeated safety violations by Elaine Chao’s Department of Labor, for the type of violations that lead to mine explosions like today’s. Want proof?

A coal mine where 13 miners were trapped after an explosion Monday was cited 208 times for alleged safety violations in 2005, up from just 68 citations the year before.

That’s 208 citations,.....in one year. And yet Elaine Chao’s Labor Department still didn’t close this mine, and now 13 miners and their families may pay the ultimate price for this negligence.



Read the full article here: Coal Mine Of Today's Accident Cited 208 Times By Bush Labor Department - In One Year - But Never Closed


I'm assuming the next we'll hear from Washington will be something along the lines of "Chaowey, you're doing a heck of a job!"

If people in a representative government elect the government they deserve, what the f**k did we do to deserve this?
 
 
Current Mood: pissed off
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
Bright Eyes recently performed this song on The Tonight Show, to cheers and applause (there may be hope for this country yet, folks):

(You'll need Quicktime [on Windows or Mac OS] or MPlayer [on Linux] to view the video clip of the Tonight Show performance.)

Quote:
Originally Posted by: Bright Eyes

BRIGHT EYES LYRICS

"When The President Talks To God"

When the president talks to God
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to rape our women’s' rights
And send poor farm kids off to die?
Does God suggest an oil hike
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Are the consonants all hard or soft?
Is he resolute all down the line?
Is every issue black or white?
Does what God say ever change his mind
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
Does he fake that drawl or merely nod?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which voter fraud must be concealed
When the president talks to God?

When the president talks to God
I wonder which one plays the better cop
We should find some jobs. the ghetto's broke
No, they're lazy, George, I say we don't
Just give 'em more liquor stores and dirty coke
That's what God recommends

When the president talks to God
Do they drink near beer and go play golf
While they pick which countries to invade
Which Muslim souls still can be saved?
I guess god just calls a spade a spade
When the president talks to God

When the president talks to God
Does he ever think that maybe he's not?
That that voice is just inside his head
When he kneels next to the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own bullshit
When the president talks to God?

I doubt it

I doubt it
 
 
Current Mood: hopeful
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
Turtle pointed me to this article from NewsHog . I've quoted the whole post here, under the Creative Commons License, but I encourage you to visit Newshog's blog as well, and if you have a newsfeed reader, I'd encourage you to syndicate it - there's plenty of high-quality posts to peruse.

(Oh, by the way, if you don't have a feed reader, my personal recommendation would be to download Firefox, if you don't already have it, and install the Sage extension. It's a very capable reader, and allows adding feeds very easily. Now, back to your regularly scheduled rant. :-) )




Quote:
Originally Posted by: NewsHog


You don't have to a sociopath to be Republican, but it helps.


Republicans exhibit many of the behavioral characteristics of a sociopath or socialized psychopath-- such as an outstanding ability to charm and seduce followers. Since they appear apparently normal, they are not easily recognizable as deviant or disturbed. Although only a trained professional can make a diagnosis, it is important to be able to recognize the personality type in order to avoid further abuse.

# Glibness/Superficial Charm
Language can be used without effort by them to confuse and convince their audience. Captivating storytellers that exude self-confidence, they can spin a web that intrigues others. Since they are persuasive, they have the capacity to destroy their critics verbally or emotionally.

# Manipulative and Conning
They never recognize the rights of others and see their self-serving behaviors [as] permissible. They appear to be charming, yet are covertly hostile and domineering, seeing their victim as merely an instrument to be used. They dominate and humiliate their victims.

# Grandiose Sense of Self
Feels entitled to certain things as "their right." Craves adulation and attendance. Must be the center of attention with their own fantasies as the "spokesman for God," "enlightened," "leader of humankind," etc. Creates an us-versus-them mentality.

# Pathological Lying
Has no problem lying coolly and easily and it is almost impossible for them to be truthful on a consistent basis. Can create, and get caught up in, a complex belief about their own powers and abilities. Extremely convincing and able to pass lie detector tests.

# Shallow Emotions
When they show what seems to be warmth, joy, love and compassion, it is more feigned than experienced and serves an ulterior motive. Outraged by insignificant matters, yet remaining unmoved and cold by what would upset a normal person. Since they are not genuine, neither are their promises.

# Incapacity for Love
While they talk about "God's love" they are unable to give or receive it. Since they do not believe in the genuineness of their followers' love, they are very harsh in testing it from their devotees and expect them to feel guilt for their failings. Expects unconditional surrender.

# Need for Stimulation
Living on the edge, yet testing the beliefs of their followers with bizarre rules, punishments and behaviors. Verbal outbursts and physical punishments are normal.

# Callousness/Lack of Empathy
Unable to empathize with the pain of their victims, having only contempt for others' feelings of distress and readily taking advantage of them. Their skills are used to exploit, abuse and exert power. Since the follower cannot believe their leader would callously hurt them, they rationalize the behavior as necessary for their (or the group's) own "good" and deny the abuse. When devotees become aware of the exploitation it feels like a "spiritual rape" to them.

# Poor Behavioral Controls/Impulsive Nature
Rage and abuse, alternating with small expressions of love and approval produce an addictive cycle for abuser and abused, as well as creating hopelessness in the victim. Believe they are all-powerful, all-knowing, entitled to every wish, no sense of personal boundaries, no concern for their impact on others. The followers only see them as near perfect.

# Early Behavior Problems/Juvenile Delinquency
Usually has a history of behavioral and academic difficulties, yet "gets by" by conning others. Problems in making and keeping friends; aberrant behaviors such as cruelty to people or animals, stealing, etc.

# Irresponsibility/Unreliability
Not concerned about wrecking others' lives and dreams. Oblivious or indifferent to the devastation they cause. Does not accept blame themselves, but blame their followers or others outside their group. Blame reinforces passivity and obedience and produces guilt, shame, terror and conformity in the followers.

# Lack of Realistic Life Plan/Parasitic Lifestyle
Tends to move around a lot or makes all encompassing promises for the future. Many groups claim as their goal world-domination or other utopian promises. Great contrast between the leader's opulent lifestyle and the followers' impoverishment. Support by gifts and donations from the followers who are pressured to give through fear and guilt. Highly sensitive to their own pain and health.

# Criminal or Entrepreneurial Versatility
Changes their image and that of the group as needed to avoid prosecution and to increase income and to recruit a range of members. Is able to adapt or relocate as needed to preserve the group. Can resurface later with a new name, a new front group and a new twist on the scam.

Other Related Qualities

# Contemptuous of those who seek to understand them

# Does not perceive that anything is wrong with them

# Authoritarian

# Secretive

# Paranoid

# Only rarely in difficulty with the law, but seeks out situations where their tyrannical behavior will be tolerated, condoned, or admired

# Conventional appearance

# Goal of enslavement of their victim(s)

# Exercises despotic control over every aspect of the victim's life

# Has an emotional need to justify their crimes and therefore needs their victim's affirmation (respect, gratitude and love)

# Ultimate goal is the creation of a willing victim

# Incapable of real human attachment to another

# Unable to feel remorse or guilt

# Extreme narcissism and grandiose

# May state readily that their goal is to rule the world

PS This is just my first try at this post. If you have a link that would illustrate any point better or have a major link I missed let me know. Regards, C
 
 
Current Mood: impressed
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
31 December 2005 @ 01:58 am
A witty, if snitty, little ditty from evilbible.com (just a little alliteration before leveling the literalists with levity :-) ):




Quote:
Originally Posted by: evilbible.com
Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
 
 
Current Mood: devious
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
I know that I have gone over this topic more than once in the past, with friends, friends-of-friends, and anyone else I could get to hold still for a stolen-election rant.  This is, however, the first such rant on this blog, and this is a serious amount of proof. So, for those of you who know me, bear with me and go ahead and read this. For those who didn't already know most of this, prepare to be severely upset. This is from the Huffington Post, an news and commentary website with a strong newspaper flavor:

Quote:
Originally Posted by: Lyn Davis Lear for the Huffington Post


Lyn Davis Lear: Paging Frank Rich! GAO confirms - 2004 Election Was Stolen

Lyn Davis LearThu Dec 1, 1:35 PM ET

I had a chance to talk to my hero, Frank Rich, a few months ago about election fraud and he claimed he didn't know much about it. Perhaps he has his plate full unraveling the administration's lies about Iraq, but with the midterm elections coming up someone has to take this issue on. I was listening to NPR yesterday and they had some young computer hackers on bragging about how easy, embarrassingly easy, it is to switch votes on the Diebold machines. Bill Clinton once mentioned that India has flawless electronic voting while ours is mired in unaccountability. I hope Frank and other journalists and bloggers of his caliber read this article by Bob Fitrakis and Harvey Wasserman about the GAO report on the 2004 election. Paul Krugman and the NYTimes editorial board have been good on this issue in the past, but it has been a while since anyone has raised the subject.

The Government Accountability Office is the only government office we have left that is ethical, non-partisan and incorruptible. They investigate and tell it like it is. Thank God for them. This report is very serious and must get more attention. It has taken years for the mainstream press and Congress to finally understand what we in the blogisphere have known since 2000. This administration will distort and cheat about anything and everything to get its way. If this report got the attention it deserves and broke through the static of our 500-channel universe, it could be the coup de grace of the Bush White House.


Powerful Government Accountability Office report confirms key 2004 stolen election findings by Bob Fitrakis & Harvey Wasserman October 26, 2005

As a legal noose appears to be tightening around the Bush/Cheney/Rove inner circle, a shocking government report shows the floor under the legitimacy of their alleged election to the White House is crumbling.

The latest critical confirmation of key indicators that the election of 2004 was stolen comes in an extremely powerful, penetrating report from the Government Accountability Office that has gotten virtually no mainstream media coverage.

The government's lead investigative agency is known for its general incorruptibility and its thorough, in-depth analyses. Its concurrence with assertions widely dismissed as "conspiracy theories" adds crucial new weight to the case that Team Bush has no legitimate business being in the White House.

Nearly a year ago, senior Judiciary Committee Democrat John Conyers (D-MI) asked the GAO to investigate electronic voting machines as they were used during the November 2, 2004 presidential election. The request came amidst widespread complaints in Ohio and elsewhere that often shocking irregularities defined their performance.

According to CNN, the U.S. House Judiciary Committee received "more than 57,000 complaints" following Bush's alleged re-election. Many such concerns were memorialized under oath in a series of sworn statements and affidavits in public hearings and investigations conducted in Ohio by the Free Press and other election protection organizations.

The non-partisan GAO report has now found that, "some of [the] concerns about electronic voting machines have been realized and have caused problems with recent elections, resulting in the loss and miscount of votes."

The United States is the only major democracy that allows private partisan corporations to secretly count and tabulate the votes with proprietary non-transparent software. Rev. Jesse Jackson, among others, has asserted that "public elections must not be conducted on privately-owned machines." The CEO of one of the most crucial suppliers of electronic voting machines, Warren O'Dell of Diebold, pledged before the 2004 campaign to deliver Ohio and thus the presidency to George W. Bush.

Bush's official margin of victory in Ohio was just 118,775 votes out of more than 5.6 million cast. Election protection advocates argue that O'Dell's statement still stands as a clear sign of an effort, apparently successful, to steal the White House.

Among other things, the GAO confirms that:

1. Some electronic voting machines "did not encrypt cast ballots or system audit logs, and it was possible to alter both without being detected." In other words, the GAO now confirms that electronic voting machines provided an open door to flip an entire vote count. More than 800,000 votes were cast in Ohio on electronic voting machines, some seven times Bush's official margin of victory.

2. "It was possible to alter the files that define how a ballot looks and works so that the votes for one candidate could be recorded for a different candidate." Numerous sworn statements and affidavits assert that this did happen in Ohio 2004.

3. "Vendors installed uncertified versions of voting system software at the local level." 3. Falsifying election results without leaving any evidence of such an action by using altered memory cards can easily be done, according to the GAO.

4. The GAO also confirms that access to the voting network was easily compromised because not all digital recording electronic voting systems (DREs) had supervisory functions password-protected, so access to one machine provided access to the whole network. This critical finding confirms that rigging the 2004 vote did not require a "widespread conspiracy" but rather the cooperation of a very small number of operatives with the power to tap into the networked machines and thus change large numbers of votes at will. With 800,000 votes cast on electronic machines in Ohio, flipping the number needed to give Bush 118,775 could be easily done by just one programmer.

5. Access to the voting network was also compromised by repeated use of the same user IDs combined with easily guessed passwords. So even relatively amateur hackers could have gained access to and altered the Ohio vote tallies.

6. The locks protecting access to the system were easily picked and keys were simple to copy, meaning, again, getting into the system was an easy matter.

7. One DRE model was shown to have been networked in such a rudimentary fashion that a power failure on one machine would cause the entire network to fail, re-emphasizing the fragility of the system on which the Presidency of the United States was decided.

8. GAO identified further problems with the security protocols and background screening practices for vendor personnel, confirming still more easy access to the system.

In essence, the GAO study makes it clear that no bank, grocery store or mom & pop chop shop would dare operate its business on a computer system as flimsy, fragile and easily manipulated as the one on which the 2004 election turned.

The GAO findings are particularly damning when set in the context of an election run in Ohio by a Secretary of State simultaneously working as co-chair of the Bush-Cheney campaign. Far from what election theft skeptics have long asserted, the GAO findings confirm that the electronic network on which 800,000 Ohio votes were cast was vulnerable enough to allow a a tiny handful of operatives -- or less -- to turn the whole vote count using personal computers operating on relatively simple software.

The GAO documentation flows alongside other crucial realities surrounding the 2004 vote count. For example:

The exit polls showed Kerry winning in Ohio, until an unexplained last minute shift gave the election to Bush. Similar definitive shifts also occurred in Iowa, Nevada and New Mexico, a virtual statistical impossibility.

A few weeks prior to the election, an unauthorized former ES&S voting machine company employee, was caught on the ballot-making machine in Auglaize County

Election officials in Mahoning County now concede that at least 18 machines visibly transferred votes for Kerry to Bush. Voters who pushed Kerry's name saw Bush's name light up, again and again, all day long. Officials claim the problems were quickly solved, but sworn statements and affidavits say otherwise. They confirm similar problems inFranklin County (Columbus). Kerry's margins in both counties were suspiciously low.

A voting machine in Mahoning County recorded a negative 25 million votes for Kerry. The problem was allegedly fixed.

In Gahanna Ward 1B, at a fundamentalist church, a so-called "electronic transfer glitch" gave Bush nearly 4000 extra votes when only 638 people voted at that polling place. The tally was allegedly corrected, but remains infamous as the "loaves and fishes" vote count.

In Franklin County, dozens of voters swore under oath that their vote for Kerry faded away on the DRE without a paper trail.

In Miami County, at 1:43am after Election Day, with the county's central tabulator reporting 100% of the vote - 19,000 more votes mysteriously arrived; 13,000 were for Bush at the same percentage as prior to the additional votes, a virtual statistical impossibility.

In Cleveland, large, entirely implausible vote totals turned up for obscure third party candidates in traditional Democratic African-American wards. Vote counts in neighboring wards showed virtually no votes for those candidates, with 90% going instead for Kerry.

Prior to one of Blackwell's illegitimate "show recounts," technicians from Triad voting machine company showed up unannounced at the Hocking County Board of Elections and removed the computer hard drive.

In response to official information requests, Shelby and other counties admit to having discarded key records and equipment before any recount could take place.

In a conference call with Rev. Jackson, Attorney Cliff Arnebeck, Attorney Bob Fitrakis and others, John Kerry confirmed that he lost every precinct in New Mexico that had a touchscreen voting machine. The losses had no correlation with ethnicity, social class or traditional party affiliation---only with the fact that touchscreen machines were used.

In a public letter, Rep. Conyers has stated that "by and large, when it comes to a voting machine, the average voter is getting a lemon - the Ford Pinto of voting technology. We must demand better."

But the GAO report now confirms that electronic voting machines as deployed in 2004 were in fact perfectly engineered to allow a very small number of partisans with minimal computer skills and equipment to shift enough votes to put George W. Bush back in the White House.

Given the growing body of evidence, it appears increasingly clear
that's exactly what happened.

GAO Report

Revised 10/27/05

Bob Fitrakis & Harvey Wasserman are co-authors of HOW THE GOP STOLE AMERICA'S 2004 ELECTION & IS RIGGING 2008, available via http://freepress.org and http://harveywasserman.com. Their What Happened in Ohio?, with Steve Rosenfeld, will be published in Spring, 2006, by New Press.



I would like to kindly ask all of you reading this to remember it when it comes time to go to the polls in 2006. Hopefully, that'll actually result in votes that actually get counted. Hopefully.


Addendum (01/09/2006 cc): The thing that upsets me more than anything else about this is that even with the overwhelming evidence of voting fraud, or for that matter even with a stack of signed confessions, there really isn't anything that can be done to correct the problem. Impeachment is the only way under the Constitution to remove a sitting President (except under circumstances of failing health which don't apply here). Even assuming that voting fraud rises to the level of an impeachable offense, and assuming Congress voted to impeach, we would:

1.-- have to prove that Dubya was involved in a way that makes him legally culpable, which is unlikely given how insulated he probably was from any decisions or actions (a situation not unlike his whole presidency, now that I think about it).

2.-- only end up with Cheney, which hardly constitutes an improvement. In fact the whole line of succession is pretty depressing.

The only way to put this information to good use is to use it to stir outrage in potential voters, and thereby to hopefully overcome some of the stifling apathy that seems to have washed voters away from the polls in recent years.
 
 
Current Mood: infuriated
 
 
Julian Woodrobin
29 December 2005 @ 12:36 am
Ed Naha, in the article "The Unholy Trinity hits the road" on SmirkingChimp.com described Dubya's flop-sweaty performance trying to pitch dumbed-downed ra-ra cliches to the Council on Foreign Relations:



Quote:
Originally Posted by: Ed Naha

Watching Bush deliver his second Iraq "Victory" speech last week before
the Council on Foreign Relations group underscored the inherent
phoniness of this Administration. Neither surrounded by Republican
shills nor a sea of uniforms and bereft of his Bush bubble slogans,
Dubya faced a couple of hundred diplomats, academics and journalists
and was promptly reduced from preening Commander-in-Chief status to
that of a stammering school boy giving an in-depth oral report on the
history of booger flinging.

Visibly thrown when parroting patriotic punchlines (the bromides that
usually get the shills cheering) and receiving a rousing wave of
silence, Bush clutched the lectern so hard it actually quivered. Bush's
microphone picked up the rumbling and provided a winning combo of basic
Bushit and the soundtrack from "Earthquake." During his spiel, our
Fabricator-in-Chief received one tepid half-round of applause; the kind
of clapping usually reserved for an over-the-hill stripper at a joint
off the Jersey turnpike from the last three drunks left in the dive who
are so blotto they think they're watching a magic act.




I am, of course, not a Hulk-like shade of green with envy that I did not come up with those phrases myself. Of course not.

Ok, maybe just a little bit. :-)
 
 
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Julian Woodrobin
24 December 2005 @ 11:37 pm
I ran across this post on alt.os.linux newsgroup:



Quote:
Originally Posted by: Santa Claus
Effective immediately, Microsoft has merged with Christmas. To celebrate Christmas, you must be running a licensed version of Windows XP (next year Windows Vista) and own an Xbox 360 Game Console. And if you're a Mac, Linux, Netscape, Firefox, Opera, or AOL user, Gamecube or Playstation 2 owner, you're now Jewish.

Watch your favorite ChristmaSoft Classics on MSNBC and at MSN.com (Internet Explorer 6.0 and Windows Media Player required).

Have yourself a Merry Little ChristmaSoft.


Of course, this would be the ChristmaSoft created using holidayware hacked from Saturnaliatosh, after the early Christian Billius Gaticus was allowed to view a Saturnaliatosh ceremony by Emperor Stepanus Flavius Iobicus, under the pretense that Gaticus wanted to write a Christian ceremony that would be compatible with the Saturnaliatosh operating system. :-)

Also, I'd argue that the Linux and Firefox users should now be Pagan - the whole use what works and leave the rest, keep evolving and adapting vibe is very similar.
 
 
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Julian Woodrobin
23 December 2005 @ 01:47 pm
Dog Haiku, from Al Lowe's humor site, because everyone deserves a smile, no matter how stupid their president is.




Quote:
Originally Posted by: Al Lowe

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts--I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man--come to kill us all--
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot--
Sniff this and weep.

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

I Hate my choke chain.
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot--no greater bliss--well,
Maybe catching rats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.

The cat is not all
Bad--she fills the litter box
With Tootsie Rolls.

Dig under fence--why?
Because it's there. Because it's
There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

You may call them fleas,
But they are far more--I call
Them a vocation.

My owners' mood is
Romantic--I lie near their
Feet. I fart a big one.
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Julian Woodrobin
Androgynous
You scored 86 masculinity and 66 femininity!
You scored high on both masculinity and femininity. You have a strong personality exhibiting characteristics of both traditional sex roles.



My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 96% on masculinity
free online datingfree online dating
You scored higher than 68% on femininity
Link: The Bem Sex Role Inventory Test written by weirdscience on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test


This according to the condensed version of the Bern Sex Role Inventory test, as posted by weirdscience over on OkCupid. Given that the BSRIT is more about gender stereotypes than gender roles per se, take it for what it's worth. Still, neat graphics. :-)
 
 
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Julian Woodrobin
20 November 2005 @ 11:45 pm
This Bob Barr quote comes from The Hanging Stranger's blog article, "Harry Potter, Bob Barr and George Washington":

"A print of the painting, 'The Prayer At Valley Forge,' depicting
George Washington on bended knee, praying in the hard snow at Valley
Forge, hangs over the desk in my office. If the practice witchcraft ...
is permitted to stand, one wonders what paintings will grace the walls
of future generations."


Hmmm . . . y'know, Bob, I wonder that very same thing. How about a painting of:


  • Libertas, the Roman Goddess of Freed Slaves? No, wait, there's already a huge statue of Her in New York's harbor, and she was on the first medal created by the U.S. government (the Libertas Americana medal, designed by Benjamin Franklin), and the Air Force Medal of Honor.


  • Minerva, Roman Goddess of Honorable War, Wisdom, and Craft? On the other side of the Libertas Americana medal, and on the Navy/Marine Corps and Army Medals of Honor.


  • Hercules, Roman God of Strength? Also on the reverse of the same medal (he's shown as an infant beneath the protection of Minerva's shield, the Aegis, strangling two serpents [Herc represents America, the serpents the defeats of Gen. Cornwallis and Gen. Burgoyne that led to the capitulation of England]).


  • Mercury, Roman God of Travelers, Departed Souls, Thieves and Judges (don't ask)? Well, he was on our dimes for a few decades, so maybe not.


  • Horus, Egyptian God of Retribution and Rebirth? His eye is at the top of the pyramid on the back of the dollar bill.


  • Mars, Roman God of War and Agriculture? Statue next to the entrance to the U.S. Capitol.


  • Themis, Greek Goddess of Justice? That's Her statue Ashcroft paid $8000 of our money to cover up with curtains - it's in the foyer of the Department of Justice headquarters.


  • Justitia, Roman Goddess of Justice? You know those blindfolded ladies with the balance scales and the sword? Yep.



Damn, Bob, painting notwithstanding, I do believe we have you surrounded!


Addendum: The painting in question, "The Prayer At Valley Forge," was painted in 1975 by Arnold Friberg. Unlike most of the Pagan diety representations that are included in the list above, it is neither contiguous with the lifetime nor done with the knowledge of George Washington himself. This would be equivalent to me digging up a piece of slash fiction art showing, say, George Washington and Aaron Burr locked in a passionate embrace and then attempting to use that piece of art to intimate that Washington was a big fan of sweaty gay sex.

George Washington was noted to attend church irregularly while President, and it is recorded that he always left before communion was offered, refusing to partake of the "body and blood of Christ." On his deathbed, he refused vehemently the suggestion that a priest should be brought in to deliver last rites of any sort. He was fully aware that he was dying, and wanted no part of Christian ceremony even at that point. His tomb has no crosses nor religious exortations, and is in fact in a Masonic style, with hints of Egyptian influence.

The only evidence that he ever actually prayed at Valley Forge, an act that would conflict with virtually everything that is known of his attitude toward religion and Christianity, is a second-hand anecdote from one Issac Potts, who claimed to have come upon Washington kneeling in the snow and praying to "the God of the Armies" for success against the British, whereupon Potts said he left Washington to his prayer. This story was recorded not by Potts, but by a preacher who claimed Potts told it to him, the Rev. Nathaniel Randolph Snowden. The recorder obviously had motivation to paint the "Father of Our Country" as well-disposed toward religion, and Christianity in particular, facts notwithstanding. Even with the assumption that the account is factual as he heard it from Potts, and the further assumption that Potts was truthfully relaying events as he witnessed them, the address of the prayer to "the God of the Armies" and a lack of reference to Jesus, Jehovah or any specific Biblical reference is intriguing. With the depth of classical education Washington possessed, I am tempted to speculate that he would be as likely to be praying to Mars, God of War, using that phaseology, as to any God that Potts would be likely to assume. Certainly, most of the Founders were less than shy about invoking the images of 'classical' Paganism. How much of a stretch is it to assume one might invoke the dieties by name as well?

Bob, I think we may have you coming and going on this one . . . maybe you ought to take another look at that painting you're so smitten with? :-)
 
 
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Julian Woodrobin
19 November 2005 @ 11:59 pm
From the website of Gaia Consort, one of my favorite Pagan bands (well, one of my favorite bands, period):

Visionary music for the Freethinking Mystic in all of us. Gaia Consort celebrates the dream of the earth in sustainable culture.Fans of Peter Gabriel, Jethro Tull, Crosby, Stills and Nash, Bare Naked Ladies, as well as all kinds of psychedelic rock will probably like what we do.


and a quote from the song Cry Freedom (Secret Voices, 2001):


From the bottom of the heap

Shouts an angry voice that says “No, I will not remain asleep”

I have seen it with my eyes

Seen that all religion lives by a steady trade in lies



They try to hold us back with reins of holy smoke

But I am here to say we will not bear the yoke



Once the fact is clearly seen

There is no turning back for fairytales or bloody dreams

If we dare not speak our minds

The Inquisition has a test for each of us in time



Do you trust a creed that claims to set you free

By spending half a lifetime begging on your knees?



Cry freedom! We have nothing but this day...

Cry Freedom We have nothing but our chains – to lose!


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Now, go check 'em out.
 
 
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Julian Woodrobin
I shamelessly stole this quote from Chronophasiac, a fellow user of the StumbleUpon websurfing and blogging plugin for Firefox:


From H.G. Wells' novel "The World Set Free":


"Certainly it seems now that nothing could have been more obvious to the people of the earlier twentieth century than the rapidity with which war was becoming impossible. And as certainly they did not see it. They did not see it until the atomic bombs burst in their fumbling hands... All through the nineteenth and twentieth centuries the amount of energy that men were able to command was continually increasing. Applied to warfare that meant that the power to inflict a blow, the power to destroy, was continually increasing. There was no increase whatever in the ability to escape... Destruction was becoming so facile that any little body of malcontents could use it... Before the last war began it was a matter of common knowledge that a man could carry about in a handbag an amount of latent energy sufficient to wreck half a city."



These words were published in 1914, nearly two decades before the nuclear chain reaction was conceived. [emphasis added]


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Edit: To be fair, Einstein published the General Theory of Relativity (in German) in 1905, so H. G. Wells certainly had an opportunity to read it before 1914. But the ability to foresee all the implications of atomic power and atomic weaponry on the basis of the theoretical possibilities implied by E=MC^2 is still mind-boggling.

H. G. Wells, Robert A. Heinlein, Arthur C. Clarke, the list of science fiction authors whose works predicted and analyzed social and technological trends decades before they occurred is longer than I could easily list here. Anyone who seriously wants to attempt to lead people and effect change in the world should be required to familiarize themselves with the potential results of those changes. And if they're not necessarily smart enough to predict them, they need to at least be smart enough to read and understand the writings of people who are.
 
 
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Julian Woodrobin
18 November 2005 @ 01:25 am
On 11/13/2005, Blogenfreude over at AGITPROP posted the following quote from Bill "I didn't know you could stack . . . it . . . that high" O'Reilly, and followed it up with one of the more lethal reality check-shots I've seen applied:


I mean, look, everybody knows what’s going on there. What I said isn’t controversial. What I said needed to be said. I’m sitting here and I’m looking at a city that has absolutely no clue of what the world is. None. You know, if you had been hit on 9/11 instead of New York, believe me, you would not have voted against military recruting. Yet the left-wing, selfish, Land of Oz philosophy that the media and the city politicians have embraced out there is an absolute intellectual disgrace.


Bill, why don't you come down here to Lower Manhattan and Agitprop
headquarters; it's only a subway ride from your Upper East Side bunker.
There's a hole in the ground I'd like to show you.



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Permalink to the full article.


Bill, human tragedy. Tragedy, Bill. Say hello, Bill.

I am now adding Mr. O'Reilly to my little list of people in severe need of repeated application of a psychic Clue-by-Four.
 
 
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Julian Woodrobin
17 November 2005 @ 12:45 pm
This is an excerpt from The Progress Report, an e-mail bulletin from the American Progress Action Fund:


The Senate's No Confidence Vote On Iraq


More than two years, 2000 American lives and $200 billion later, President Bush still doesn't have a success strategy for Iraq.

But don't take our word for it. Yesterday, 79 Senators -- including some of the President's closest allies -- voted for a resolution requiring President Bush "to explain to Congress and the American people [his] strategy for the successful completion of the mission in Iraq." The Senate overwhelmingly approved a resolution urging the President to make 2006 "a period of significant transition to full Iraqi sovereignty...thereby creating the conditions for the phased redeployment of United States forces from Iraq" -- something American Progress has been calling for since September. Recent polls show public support for withdrawal at Vietnam-era levels to what they were during the Vietnam era, and members of both parties sent a loud message to President Bush that the "period of quiescence is over." "Historians will look back on this day and say this was a turning point," Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-NE) said. "This is a significant step toward the Congress exercising its constitutional responsibilities over matters of war."



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If you feel a strong wind from the east. it may be due to the air displaced by the sudden manifestation of dozens of cajones grandes de los burros reaching the midwest. And just when I'd gotten used to thinking of them as the gelded lillies, too.
 
 
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